what are you doing here
enjolras wants there to be a picture of him and grantaire he can look at when he's feeling lonely but he can't just ask him out of nowhere like courfeyrac and he's not the person to say "let's take a couple-selfie" so he kinda hopes somehow grantaire will get it (and he does when he sees enjolras' screensaver is a photo of them cropped out of a 12 people group shot)


Aaaah, imagine that Grantaire tries to keep the cheesy couple-y stuff to a minimum because he doesn’t want to get on Enjolras’ nerves, so every time he has the urge to kiss Enjolras on the bus, he settles for holding his hand, and every time he thinks it would be a great time to take a couple-selfie, he settles for taking a photo of Enjolras, and it’s okay, it’s fine, it’s more than fine, Grantaire is completely okay with not overdoing the cheesy couple things.

So when he sees Enjolras’ screensaver, sees that it’s a blurry photo of them cropped out of a Les Amis group photo, he throws caution to the wind and flops onto Enjolras’ lap, takes Enjolras’ phone and snaps a selfie of them, grins like a loon when he sees Enjolras’ eyes light up.

He sets it as Enjolras’ homescreen wallpaper.

"Another one?" Enjolras asks shyly, pressing a kiss to the back of Grantaire’s neck.

"Another ten," Grantaire answers. "At least."

Riza Hawkeye: How long have you been in love with Winry?
Edward Elric: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get... why would... I’ve never been in love with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your... you have... the nerve, the audacity! Winry is my mechanic, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how... how do I know, frankly, that you’re not in love with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm! Check and mate. This is an outrage! Who do I call?

Punk!R for deadprincescollege :) dundun


Punk!R for deadprincescollege :) dundun


god i love les mis so much. i love les mis so fucking much fucking


Enjolras with golden ink tattoos that spiral out from the nape of his neck like sun rays across his back ahh I want



some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"






"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"and call you racist/sexist/homophobic for calling them out"

since we were talking about it, you should write Courfeyrac being an awesome friend and an important part of les amis and everyone appreciates them a lot (possibly courferre?). You could also write office!au with new employee Grantaire who just wants to impress his boss SO BADLY


So. This is a great big ball of non-sense that I’ve wrote quicker than I write a lot of things and  that I should probably re-read and re-write properly (I mean, maybe I’m going to do it and post it on ao3 later who knows but)

anyway, have the completely unbetaed, just fresh from witten kitten version of: Combeferre wakes up in an alternate universe where Courfeyrac does not exist. 

Fandom: Les Misérables 

Pairing(s): Combeferre/Courfeyrac (Enjolras/Grantaire, Joly/Bossuet/Musichetta)

words: ~2,880

Summary: ”Are you truly saying that you’re coming from another universe where a certain Courfeyrac exists and we’re all friends?”

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Imagine Courf getting hurt like falling out of a tree or something like that and someone calls an ambulance because he broke his leg and the way he tells Combeferre is texting ‘Hey, is it cool if I come visit you at work?’ as the ambulance pulls up.